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Say Wha? [14 Sep 2006|09:49pm]
I love how on the pack of Wrigley's "Extra" they have to put "This Is Not a Low-Calorie Food".
As if it were a secret that man cannot live on gum alone.
Mother, should I trust the government?

[13 Aug 2006|01:28pm]
GET FUNKY!
I needs a job badly sirs. I have already handed in applications at CVS, video forum, shon's scents, El Savore, Ben's Deli, Cousin's Deli, Dawns haircutting, and Cousin's Pizza, and am going to hand mine in for freshtown tomorrow. Haha.
No one wants to hire me because I smell. Aw shucks. Maybe i should use soap....nAH.
3 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[22 Jul 2006|04:37am]
Roarh!
Mother, should I trust the government?

Yes [16 Jul 2006|11:53pm]
Yogurt is extremely practical.
3 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[22 Jun 2006|11:14pm]
Summer Scholars Saturday! That means I won't see you guys until july 7th! EWWWW!!!
What if koala bears go extinct while I'm gone?
That'd be a problem.
3 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[19 Jun 2006|03:18pm]
Jimminy Cricket, Summer is boring.
1 LieMother, should I trust the government?

[10 Jun 2006|01:55pm]
I thoroughly think that bananas should be evicted from all runts candy packs.
No one eats them and therefore they are completely unnecessary.
I feel bad when I leave them all alone at the bottom of the box, but i have no choice.
If anyone does like them, tell me and I will give you all of mine.
GOOD DAY!
3 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[10 Jun 2006|10:08am]
hmmmmmmmmm
4 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[26 May 2006|10:58pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Today jackie wrote the word "Monkey" across my forhead in green crayon.
Man, what a good time.

2 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[11 May 2006|06:13pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Today's my brother's birthday and I picked out pants for him because my mom always buys him the steve urkle jeans that get really tight at the ankle and are really high and poor brian has to wear them.

WHEN I WAS SEVEN I WON A BATMAN COLORING CONTEST AT MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!

6 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[10 Apr 2006|11:21am]
THATS HOW I BEAT SHAQ!
:~)
Mother, should I trust the government?

[06 Apr 2006|02:38pm]
[ mood | GIDDY ]

FAVORITE PASTIME: eating applesauce with no spoon. Only togue, baby, only tongue.
QUICK! TO THE NEAREST TALENT AGENCY!

2 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[01 Apr 2006|03:04pm]
Rarh! Imma Din-e-saur!
1 LieMother, should I trust the government?

[06 Dec 2005|09:06pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

I cleaned the rotted apple out of the bottom of my bookbag.
Man, I'm gonna miss being the smelly kid in class.

2 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[01 Nov 2005|07:20pm]
Hey man. Halloween was cooler than an eskimo.
a non-dorky eskimo that is :~)
2 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[16 Oct 2005|01:06pm]
[ mood | hypppppppper ]

I want to be a gay boy scout for halloween.

Mother, should I trust the government?

[08 Sep 2005|08:18pm]
Ecology is the worst class ever.
4 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[06 Sep 2005|08:30pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

The guidance people screwed me over. bah. Since all chemistry classes are switched to second semester, i'm one of the only students who can't fit it in. So I have a few options
1.) Drop apush history and take marto's normal class and then take chemistry second block
2.) drop spanish three, a regents course, after haveing taken it consecutively for three years and having to wait two years before I hear any spanish and tghen take the regents.
3.) Take chemistry next year and take either ecology or gym this year

GRRRRRRRR. this sucks anus.

4 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

SCHEDUALE!! Forget spelling [30 Aug 2005|03:51pm]
First Semester:

English 11A with Costello
Health with Campbell
APUSH with Healy
Study Hall with O'hearn
Lunchie lunch lunch
Chemistry with Kelly

Second Semester:

Spanish III with Watson
Health with Campbell
APUSH with Healy
SAT PREP with Briggs
Pre-Calculus with Meyer
4 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

[30 Aug 2005|01:02pm]
[ mood | I have something in my teeth ]

I know that you're only "supposed to" take one flinstones vitamin a day...but how many CAN you take?

7 LiesMother, should I trust the government?

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